I’m an Eskimo and I’m sick of eating seal meat. Why won’t Domino’s open a franchise up here?

Date Posted: April 22nd, 2010 Posted Under: murder fat

I’m seriously fed up with seal meat. I mean don’t get me wrong - the missus does try and add a bit of variety. I get seal shavings with ice for breakfast. Then I get seal burgers for lunch. For evening meal, I get seal lasagne - don’t be fooled though, there’s no bloody pasta or cheese invovled. It’s just thin slices of seal meat with little lumps of seal meat in between and congealed seal fat in place of the cheese. I’m telling you - it’s starting to drive me up the wall! I’d murder for a nice KFC or Big Mac but there’s naff all up here. I’m drooling just thinking about it!

Oh quit blubbering!

Doc LOL

8 Responses to “I’m an Eskimo and I’m sick of eating seal meat. Why won’t Domino’s open a franchise up here?”

  1. Ferb Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    i heard eskinos are allergic to fastfood
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  2. Doc Hudson Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    Oh quit blubbering!

    Doc LOL
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  3. Erin Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    Are you serious? You are eating seals? It sounds to me like maybe you and your wife need to move; somewhere that is humane; and sells normal food.
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  4. txmomkitty04 Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    How come you are blond in your avatar? I thought Eskimo’s were a type of pie. How about a snow cone for lunch? Have you ever eaten a human?
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  5. ravenclaw_laydee Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    http://www.dominos.com/home/index.jsp - -order online and get them to deliver to you! :P
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  6. J. Z. Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Hey, I’m really sorry that you’re in that situation. but the reason why these multinational fast food corporations almost never set up shop in remote locations is basically because of logistics.
    Suppliers for the ingredients, the marketing thrust and the moguls who run the business, are usually "city rats" and would never venture out farther than their nearest mall. Hence, the scarcity of fast food joints in areas that are ‘distant’ from the cities. I feel for you, but you’re still better off than a lot of people in Asia, where many miss out on meals.
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  7. MikeL Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    ahhh sad story
    what are you doing about it HERE international forum
    contact them you listed 3 ???
    you make the surveys are you an the missus the only people??
    find if the franchise is even available
    you might become rich
    some places offer loans but have no requsets.
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  8. Rik Says:
    April 22nd, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Krooney stop lying about your identity.

    You buy a car in £, the best flag is the union jack, then you pretent to be a fisherman from Norway, now an Eskimo.

    By the way is Krooney not the same person as Prooney ?
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